Just Joking For Funs!

1. Can't Write, Can't Read
    Mother: What are you doing, Jimmy?
    Jimmy :  I'm writing a letter to my little sister.
    Mother: But you haven't learned to write.
    Jimmy :  It doesn't matter. She can't read anyway!

2. Helpful
    Aunty:  Timmy, I see that you can do many things by yourself now. Do you help your little brother, Dickie?
    Timmy: Yes, Aunty. I helped him to spend the ten dollars you gave him yesterday.

3. Lost a Tooth?
    Mother: Jamie, you've been fighting! you bad boy, you've lost a tooth!
    Jamie  :  No, I haven't. It's in my pocket.

4. Not Enough
    The child comes home from his first day at School.
    His mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
             The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

5. Plenty of Marbles
    Mother: Indran, run for the doctor! Baby has swallowed one of your marbles!
    Indran : That's all right. I've plenty more!

That's all...I will give more...if you all enjoy it...or maybe next time will be a quiz!